Home Valuation T-Shirts

Little Investment on the Praire

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

Valuation of Heaven

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'The owner is motivated.'

'Location, location, location.'

For Sale Not for sale.

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

Housing Market

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

'Empty-nesters. They're hoping to sell before the flock tries to move back in.'

"Just browsing."