Property Law Pundit Gifts

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

An exaggeration of estate agents

Mouse real estate!

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

House hunting is cruel.

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

Real Estate Life

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Look, they're slowing down.'

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!'

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."