Property Law Buff Gifts

"Surely I don't need planning permission for an extension to my little old caravan?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

An exaggeration of estate agents

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,