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"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Oceanographer

Christmas escape plan

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

"I set your phone to remind you every 5 minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but effective."

'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

'Have you lost the plot?'

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

'In some states, this would be a felony.'

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'