Promotion Magician Gifts

"There, are you happy now? A wicked witch stopped by the office and turned me into a senior partner!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Women Supporting Women!"

The adoration of the gels.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Work/Life Balance

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"