Success Magician Gifts

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Butterfly Woman

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Team Leader

The Life of Pi

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Time Is Money

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Boom

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Jumping Man

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'