Projector Enthusiast Gifts

Photographic memory

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Candid Camera store.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Hospital Departments

Tedious Romantic.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Henry Fox Talbot

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Man Ray

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Fireplace Projector.

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"Did you really buy a new TV just to watch this programme?"