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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Candid Camera store.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Hospital Departments

Tedious Romantic.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Henry Fox Talbot

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Fireplace Projector.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"The big screen really brings out the violence."