Project Greenlit Gifts

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Pipe Dream.

Nature versus commerce.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Bright Idea

Deadline

D.I.Y

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Recycling centre

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology."

Architect at a batllefield.

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"

"Done."

Filing cabinet has compost in bottom drawer. Man says: 'It's part of our new green-office initiative.'

'Big bonuses are just our way of going green.'

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

"Shit! We forgot to get any animals!"