Programmatic Pumpkin Pillows

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Prize vegetables.

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Scary stuff

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

"Make it look like an accident"

Pumpkin Time!

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Your candle has gone out."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Organic Produce

"You had me at pumpkin."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."