Programmatic Pumpkin Prints

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Prize vegetables.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Scary stuff

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Midnight Basketball

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman

Happy Halloween!

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"Make it look like an accident"

"We need to talk."

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Your candle has gone out."

Organic Produce

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."