Pumpkin Pro Prints

Prize vegetables.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Harry?... Is that you?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Classic Emojis for sale.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Make it look like an accident"

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

Giant Headless Horseman

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Your candle has gone out."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"I feel like a hallow shell of my former self."

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.