Pumpkin Pro Prints

Prize vegetables.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

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Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Halloween sculptor

"Make it look like an accident"

D.C. Halloween

Giant Headless Horseman

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

"Is that permanent?"