Pumpkin Substitute Strategist Pillows

"I couldn't get a pumpkin in the stores!"

Prize vegetables.

"It was a botched surgery."

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Make it look like an accident"

Old pumpkin spice

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Pumpkin Spice Girls

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"You had me at pumpkin."

"Is that permanent?"

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"Bat spleen? Yes. Eye of newt? Sure. Toad warts? Absolutely. But adding pumpkin spice? That's disgusting!"

Pumpkin Stylist

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Halloween

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.''

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'Quit rushing me.'

Horror movies for pumpkins

"For holes wasn't enough?"

Vegetarian hotdog

Heyyy... where's mine?

The Ekert Saga: '...So I thought you should know...even for Danae it seemed a little weird.'