Pumpkin Patch Adventurer Pillows

Vegetarian hotdog

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Fly Fishing

Personal conker trainer.

Man propelled by love

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Do it!

"It's called being preemptive."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Happy Halloween!

Hippie Edibles Co.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"We could start a band."

Man Painting Road.

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

Back to School.

"Good ephening."

Wow! Spoon lightning!

Leaf Blower.

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"Kinda rushin' fall, ain't ya?"

Phrenology Patch

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.''