Profit Puzzle Lover Gifts

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"He gets easily abstracted."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Escher exhibition first floor

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Spot the fur ball.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."