Profit Puzzle Lover Pillows

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Spot the fur ball.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Coffee Time Crossword