Professionals In Demanding Jobs Pillows

'You don't need a second job here - usually, it takes three.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"I need to clone myself."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"Please hold my calls."

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

'Next time, ask.'

"On/Slightly Off"

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Summa Cum Laude Graduate. Overqualified for every job I applied for.

Good at making up sickie excuses Is not a job skill.

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

Shrew, Resilient, Resourceful, Unemployed

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

"It's from my job. It says enjoying Hong Kong and wishes I was there."

"I read your report with interest, Giles, and I think we're in a position to agree a date/"

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."

Former Soviet Nuke Scientist