High-stress Professionals Pillows

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Dude. You seem tense."

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

Death from Overwork.

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'You're vaarking too aard,'

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

'But this company was founded on getting totally over excited.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Man looking incredibly dizzy

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

Psychiatrist stretcher