High-stress Professionals Pillows

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

"Try to work harder, Moorhead. You'll feel better for it."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

Death from Overwork.

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'You're vaarking too aard,'

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'But this company was founded on getting totally over excited.'

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

'I'd like to report my husband mis...Edgar?'

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

'... 60 Minutes at 9:00, Green Peace at 10:00, the Tea Party at 11:00 ...'

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Man looking incredibly dizzy

Psychiatrist stretcher