Professionals In Demanding Jobs Mugs

'You don't need a second job here - usually, it takes three.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"Please hold my calls."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

'Next time, ask.'

"On/Slightly Off"

'Sorry, I'm so busy I don't have time to stop and smell the roses...'

Summa Cum Laude Graduate. Overqualified for every job I applied for.

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

Good at making up sickie excuses Is not a job skill.

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

Shrew, Resilient, Resourceful, Unemployed

'You can't fully appreciate doing nothing unless you have a lot of jobs you should be doing. . .'

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"It's from my job. It says enjoying Hong Kong and wishes I was there."

"I read your report with interest, Giles, and I think we're in a position to agree a date/"

'All work and no play make Johnny a dull boy...keep it up, Johnny!'

"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."