Professional Presenter Gifts

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Reporter #6: television.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

Presenter Auditions.

Kiwi Ingenuity

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'