Presentation Pros Gifts

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"