Professional Presenter Prints

With the company's CEO headed his way, Don frantically tries to remove any bits of food from his teeth.

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Stephen Fry

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Reporter #6: television.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."