Presentation Specialist Prints

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

Not another PowerPoint!

"I can explain everything."

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

'Oog invents Power Point.'

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"And providing the graphics for my presentation is Jeff Keane, of 'Family Circus' fame."

"And let's see our presentation team those numbers by ... !"

The Little PowerPoint Presentation that Could.

He's just the pizza guy, but he's very well prepared!

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

I admire his PASSION, I REALLY do but 4am Powerpoint presentations on improving customer satisfaction ratios can be a LITTLE wearing!

"The slideshow presentation isn't working."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance