Professional Fallout Gifts

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Professional woman in pub

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"I want to work from home!"

'They're a very successful family.'

'We've decided to call off our go-slow' 'What go-slow?'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

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