Professional Setback Gifts

"Miss Widlington, I've failed in life, send in someone for me to blame."

"My God, I was just wondering what happened to him."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Loyalty Award

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Professional woman in pub

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Work Life Balance

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"Office of quality assurance"

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."