Professional Setback Gifts

"Miss Widlington, I've failed in life, send in someone for me to blame."

"My God, I was just wondering what happened to him."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I want to work from home!"

Professional woman in pub

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'They're a very successful family.'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Work Life Balance

"Office of quality assurance"

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."