Professional Fallout T-Shirts

"You're darn right I'm angry: my reputation has been ruined by my behavior."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Professional woman in pub

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

'We've decided to call off our go-slow' 'What go-slow?'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."