Profanity Cleanser Gifts

Car wash / Mouth wash

Domestic Superheroes!!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Not guilty?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The household cavalry

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

TV and cleaner

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"