Cape Cleanser Gifts

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe