Productivity Powerhouse Gifts

"I don't know why these people are complaining, we give them stimulating,challenging work...and we let them do it for 80 hours a week."

'He's under office-arrest.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Time Out For Teddy

"I've finished my New Year's resolutions, and now I'm going to get a running start on yours."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'Since we've added coffee, production has gone up by 75%!'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

Portacubicle

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Work Parfait

Overworked in the office

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

What My Day Feels Like

Multi-tasking.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."