Produce Powerhouse Gifts

Farmer boasts of green thumb.

Apples for sale

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Time Out For Teddy

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Corporate Whore.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Grocery Shopping

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'He's under office-arrest.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Fruits and vegetables

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."