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Farmer boasts of green thumb.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Apples for sale

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Time Out For Teddy

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Corporate Whore.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Grocery Shopping

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'He's under office-arrest.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Illuminating agricultural production

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Fruits and vegetables

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Are the tomatoes bioengineered locally. Produce.

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

"Well, for this amount we could do you a nice word-of-mouth campaign!"