New Year baby
Procrastination Escapist Gifts
Looking for gifts that resonate with those who love to escape responsibilities? Our collection features playful items for procrastination escapists, perfect for creative souls who enjoy lounging and dreaming. These products are ideal for anyone who finds joy in delaying deadlines while indulging in their passions and hobbies. Whether it's a mug for those late-night ideas or a t-shirt that makes a fun statement, find the perfect gift to celebrate the art of procrastination with humor and style.
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'
"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."
"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."
"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"
Second lifeReal life.
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."
Travelogue
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."
"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Indecision and Outrage Trays
"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."
CEO Escape
In, Out, Shake it all about
'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'
The four housemen of procrastination
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
Bob’s Museum
Procrastinators Incorporated
"Whoops... does anyone want to see videos of my cat instead."
Procrastination Escapist Gifts Collection
Procrastination Escapist Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs perfect for procrastination escapists and add some fun to your daily coffee routine.
Procrastination Escapist Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate your creative escape and procrastination lifestyle, adding comfort and humor to your space.
Procrastination Escapist Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the playful spirit of procrastination and inspire your creative side.
Procrastination Escapist T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts that showcase your love for leisure and delaying responsibilities with humor and style.