Procrastinator's Panic Gifts

"Must...calm down! We have plenty of time, right?"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

In and Out Box

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"I submit to the committee the document of your unfinished screenplay, is it your testimony today that you told your wife it would be finished by now?"

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"How about fashionably never?"

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."