Procrastination Czar Gifts

'I've been procrastinating on lots of projects all morning, which means I've been multitasking, which mean I've earned a nap.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I hate Mondays.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Some e-mails just can't be ignored!"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"I think I see the problem."