Proclaimer Of Paradoxes T-Shirts

"Thank you for being authentic and vulnerable with me."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Inventing Time Travel

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

307 days without an accident.

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

The Meaning of Life

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"