Proclaimer Of Paradoxes Pillows

"Thank you for being authentic and vulnerable with me."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Inventing Time Travel

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

307 days without an accident.

Schrodinger's kittens

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

The Meaning of Life

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."