Processor Aficionado Pillows

"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'New Game'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Windows or Mac?

Keep on Truckin.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Canine Technology

"We've been cancelled."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Mad cleaning robot.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher