Processor Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'll bet it's that damn Pentium chip again."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'New Game'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Essex computer.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'Airbag safety feature.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Mad cleaning robot.