Problem Solver In Denial Gifts

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Can do...No can do

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Working Holiday

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

When Engineers Crack.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'