Technophile In Denial Gifts

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Grandma's caf

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The record player is skipping again."

Computer Head

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

The Line-up

"I have no problem with A.I."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

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"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"