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'As usual, tech support is busy.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

"The record player is skipping again."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

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Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'