Probiotic Promoter T-Shirts

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Things are looking up!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Queen Kong

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Try not to worry.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

Always look on the bright side.

No negative attitude anytime.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"