Probiotic Promoter Gifts

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Things are looking up!"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Queen Kong

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

How Optimism Works

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Try not to worry.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

No negative attitude anytime.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

Always look on the bright side.

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.