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Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

View to the Future

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Heart Disease Menu

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"I can't afford to feed you."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'