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Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

View to the Future

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'