Probiotic Lover T-Shirts

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Paul Klee

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Scientist seen on loch.

House plants

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Bacterial Cultural Center

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Louis Pasteur

Bobby eight year old

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

Millais - Cubist Period

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

GMOs

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"

Happy Xmas

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Tough germ.