Probiotic Lover Prints

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Paul Klee

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

House plants

Bacterial Cultural Center

Bacteria fame at last.

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Louis Pasteur

Bobby eight year old

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

You might want to cut back on the probiotics.

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

GMOs

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

Pablo Picasso.

Millais - Cubist Period

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Happy Xmas

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

One reason why bio-tech agribusiness are very glas that their genetically-altered produce can't talk: "Moooo!"