Probiotic Enthusiast Prints

"I'm hoping to go pro one day..."

"They're full of good bacteria."

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Ever killed a man?"

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bacteria fame at last.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

Friendly bacteria

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.