Bacteria Lover T-Shirts

'Spirochetes are sentient beings Edward....'

Bacteria fame at last.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

The prying mantis,

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"She's a natural!"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

House plants

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Jungle

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

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