Bacteria Lover Mugs

'Spirochetes are sentient beings Edward....'

Bacteria fame at last.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The prying mantis,

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Jungle

'Think about it: There's only one Queen, so we must be sisters!'

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

House plants

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"Ever killed a man?"