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'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

House plants

"Ever killed a man?"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Bacteria fame at last.

Friendly bacteria

"I feel so seen right now."

The Missing Ink

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Louis Pasteur

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

Climate Crisis

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

Tough germ.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

The Bacteria Bowl

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

The Joy of Asexual Reproduction

"She's a natural!"