Bacteria Lovers T-Shirts

Ooo, our kid's a special, more powerful variant, ooo. I swear, they tell us that every time we see them.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

House plants

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"I feel so seen right now."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

The Missing Ink

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Louis Pasteur

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

Climate Crisis

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

Tough germ.

The Bacteria Bowl

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

"I live in your toilet."

"She's a natural!"